World Soccer Reader will be posting a weekly digest of what we find to be the best tweets about our favorite game here in the US. Of course there are limitations. We can only track those people that we know about, so if you think you are spitting out footy genius on the regular and want to get noticed follow @WSReader and @Jrodius. We will follow you back and see what you have to say.
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JusticeAO
“Slater AC” #FantasyMLSnames
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Stoehrst
Party On Garth Lagerwey #fantasymlsnames
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RickAllen
Jason Kreis Superstar #fantasymlsnames
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svertgoalcom
I Have A Ream #fantasymlsnames
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sc_beanerlites
@Jrodius #fantasymlsnames “touched by a sounder”
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usarsnl
The Robbie Findley Team For Kids Who Can’t Play Soccer Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too #fantasymlsnames
- usarsnl
Steve Nicol’s Subtitles #fantasymlsnames
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churchofsoccer
Episode 1: Trump tries to fire Balotelli, but Cole shoots Trump & an unlikely alliance begins. #FootballCelebrityApprentice
- churchofsoccer
Ashley Cole just doesn’t seem like a rifle guy. I could see him with an ankle holster or slap-boxing.
- svertgoalcom
Sources say Richie Williams and Des McAleenan fired for not being Scandinavian enough. Working on confirmation…#MLS
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AMSoucie
The team rule Richie Williams violated was being good at his job. #SoRBNY #16yearsNoCups
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PhilSchoen
They’re still playing Van Halen’s Jump after goals in Serie A? That might epitomize the problem. #MiredInThe80s
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dreson00
Van Persie scoring and injuring himself at the same time is the Arsenal double rainbow.
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runofplay
When was the last time Arsenal played a game without the announcer declaring that “their mettle is going to be tested”?
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orangeorange05
Clint Dempsey channeling Tanner from Bad News Bears. “Who’d you get in a fight with?” “The 7th grade”.
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soccerinTN
So for US Basketball fans wondering what the ‘Carling Cup Final’ is, its the equivalent to the NIT tournament.
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MattyJollie
I absolutely LOVE how huge games make me feel. Exciting, nerve wracking, terrifying, and hopefully, jubilation #Arsenal
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commie
Ian Darke, raw meat is all we eat in Texas. Of course that’s what they fed Dempsey this morning.
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FakeBobBradley
ZZZZ…..4-4-2…….ZZZZ…..5-4-1…..ZZZZ…5-6-1..can we do that?….ZZZZ….HP4 in 2011….ZZZZ…9 man midfield…ZZZZ
- usarsnl
EVERYONE WATCH MLS “@jonb819: It’s possible for the NBA, NFL, and MLB to all be on strike this December.”
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GlobalFoot2Day
Too bad Ashley Cole wasn’t aiming that rifle at Tim Howard, his shot would have gone 10 yards over Howard’s head.
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nicholasrosano
Dear Telefutura: One day your uppance will come for all those missed minutes and games shown 15 minutes late. That is all.
- commie
Aw, cute. Dallas gets a trophy. Now there’s something in that cabinet.
- runofplay
“Ashley Cole Shot Me And All I Got Was This Lousy Headline That Conspicuously Omitted The Words ‘Air Rifle’” #tshirtthoughtz
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shinguardian
Also, idea that Holden is an attacking mid for USMNT is “weird”. He’s a linking or pressing player, not individually creative running w/ball
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GingeFC
Well done Beckford! On comes our half ninja/half kangaroo #everton
- soccerinTN
The more hair Rooney loses the more the words “my precious” come to mind.
- shinguardian
G Pat Onstad starts today for #DCU. Perry Kitchen playing CD. Onstad was in his 5th professional year before Kitchen blew up a diaper.
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eighmee
does anyone else find it incredibly awkward beckham has a tramp-stamp of his sons name “Brooklyn”?
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BrianStraus
At cosmos event in nyc. Its hipster convention. Lots of skinny jeans. Dont see single recognizable soccer person. Free empanadas tho.
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DaxMcCarty10
@BrekShea I loved your work in Waynes World, any chance for a 3rd movie to complete the trilogy?? http://twitpic.com/43claj
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MLSmuppet
Shalrie Joseph arrested. http://bo.st/hCbI1a – The new MLS playoff format must have him thinking he’s an NFL player.
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hoover_dam
Hey, @shalriejoseph21, b/w this and the 420 last yr, can you get busted for something that isn’t for 9th graders? Wait, don’t answer that.
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CMagnan
Shalrie Joseph smokes weed, doesn’t go to training, and gets arrested for trespassing. #MLSbadass #MLS
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XCWaterboy
so basically #MLS didn’t change a thing they just added 2 meaningless games for teams who don’t deserve to be there anyway. #EPICFAIL
- DaxMcCarty10
20 years from now, interview w/ @BrekShea to see where life had taken him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGDwScgb_Y0 “child of mo. nature!!
- GingeFC
I wonder what Black Dynamite thinks of Robbie Russell’s beard…
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Jrodius
The Crew are like sex in a parked car. Balls are moving around but no one is going anywhere…
- BrianStraus
Christian Miles been working HARD on his Spanish pronunciations during the offseason. He’s an artist.
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ZombieJaqua
I see the army testing out latest nonlethal crowd suppression weapon – the FSC broadcast crew.
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hard_luck_matty
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itschappy
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- Twitter makes watching live sporting events much, much more interactive and enjoyable #MLS #RSL
- AMSoucie
This match is too important to be broadcast from a closet #CCL #CLBvRSL
- hoover_dam
I really like every single person in the stadium crowded into one single corner to keep warm. Needs some trash cans set on fire.
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DCUTV
Blackpool is an MLS team in the EPL with a savvy manager @OliverKayTimes Budget of 3m & they would get that type of talent competing in EPL
- churchofsoccer
2nd Half Predictions for #RealMadrid: Mourinho in same clothes, Ronaldo yellow, Ramos off.
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AviCreditor
If only Copenhagen was playing Young Boys. Then maybe we’d be blessed with the FCK YOU scoreboard in our upper left-hand corner.
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rioferdy5
Why are our english football pundits using the term ‘quarterback’ in football?? NFL pundits don’t call their wide receivers ‘wingers’…jeez
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Simply_Juan
If anyone knows how people work in Latin America… we all know “Brazil is right on schedule”. #LatinTime
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landondonovan
No if only you could learn how to pass and defend RT @chrisbirchall7: hahah top scorer in pre season!! whats goin on @bj6 @landondonovan
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bommadog
- ZombieJaqua
Spending holiday writing list of jokes for Whitecap’s Johnny Leathers. Whole section dedicated to porn and another for 80s hair metal.
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mlsrumors
@jozyaltidore17 Rumor has it @ShalrieJoseph21 is the best at FIFA11 on PS3. He is home now so he has some time on his hands.Give him a shout
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espn700spence
I’m so sick and tired of hearing how sick and tired Crew fans are of hearing how serious Real Salt Lake is taking the game tomorrow.
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NutmegRadio
He is actually fit to wear the shirt. I, however, am chronically obese and should keep my shirt on. #honestfootballsongs
- GingeFC
It’s a bit ridiculous for a blogger on BigSoccer to call anyone else a “bottom of the barrel embarassment” (direct quote, not my typo)
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gtozier
Bill Gaudette takes a long time to take a goal kick, but we’d want our keeper to do the same if we were winning #honestfootballsongs
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robertjonas
“Watering the Hedges” (“Riego de los Setos” for his fans in Mexico) #NameLandonsBlog
- Jrodius
Salt Watered Toffee #NameLandonsBlog
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SoccerCynic47
@Jrodius Land-on Your Feet
- sc_beanerlites
So a 20 year old just won a NASCAR race? How long before he’s shipped off to turkey, to race in some lower division there?
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D6MERIT
Do you know which food reduces women’s sex drive by 95%… Wedding cake. Thanks @JoeCannon1love for that one #sorryladies
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UFJamesT
18-year-old warming up for Orient. Cue observations on his heart rate as he’s about to face Arsenal. #magicofthecup
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MFUSA
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piersmorgan
OUCH! Having breakfast in a Beverly Hills cafe when the ball from Ashley’s penalty suddenly crashed onto my head #bigshotforalittleguy
- hard_luck_matty
Extra time means Fellaini’s going to be late for a birthday party, and have to put his clown makeup on in the car.
- runofplay
Robbie Mustoe is the commentator who most sounds like he just came from a dinner party at Sting’s house.
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Luke_Sebastian
@runofplay I think Cantona is the closest person there is to actually being the Most Interesting Man in the World.
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OCGalaxyFan
With each day that passes #DCU gets better and better. Good for them, im excited to see the turn around.
- hoover_dam
@TaylorTwellman We’re trying to figure out what FSC could be showing on Saturdays at 8 ET in the summer that’d be better than live MLS.
- BrianStraus
Once again, someone googling “alecko eskandarian nude photos” was taken to my “decade’s best” story on FanHouse. @alecko11, you have a fan.
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thehp3
If I was head of MLS Dresscode I’d say you must wear “team gear” or “style”.I’d have a bouncer checking wardrobe before travel #noaffliction
- NutmegRadio
@IanDarkeESPN England is breaking Torres. Barca’s style is much easier on the body. Might explain Xavi/Iniesta not as tired + Cesc injuries.
- NutmegRadio
Just heard a rumor that the “Rent Is Too Damn High” guy is running against @GrantWahl for FIFA Pres. http://bit.ly/hWGZ8R #StiffCompetition
- soccerinTN
.@GrantWahl should use Morgan Freeman as pitchman “I wish I could tell you Grant fought the good fight and FIFA let him be………..”
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patandcompany
every time i see Arshavin i wonder if his parents are worried that he’s escaped time out to play some footy #hes8right?
- Stoehrst
Good to see that Danny Szetela is adjusting well to life after soccer
