Let me reiterate…  I am a USMNT and Galaxy supporter.  As such I have very easily identified enemies in life, the Mexican National Team and Chivas USA, both of which can be further identified by the smell of chicken feed and the wearing of ponchos.
So with those factors in mind I have this to say [...]

So your mission today is to call your local oldies station and request a dedication.  When the guy doing his best Wolfman Jack impression answers the phone, you tell him you want to request Gerry And The Pacemaker’s “Ferry Cross The Mersey” and dedicate it to your favorite on again off again man crush, Landon [...]

So tell me loyal followers, which was the bigger man-on-man hate crime committed Sunday night?  Adam Lambert’s dirty dirty prison mouth rape of his on-stage keyboard player?  Or when Landon Donovan chose to rip my still beating heart out of my chest, Temple Of Doom style, and drop kick it over the bar up in [...]

Let’s start this week off with a bit of a tale, shall we?
Once upon a time in a place called the IE our hero, The Rodius, finds himself 18 years old and playing pick up games over the summer.  What I witness that day is an example of what I like to call the “Keeper [...]