This afternoon Major League Soccer released their entire schedule for the 2010 season. Assuming the Collective Bargaining Agreement is signed, the season will kick off March 25 with the first MLS game seeing the Philadelphia Union traveling to Seattle.
The Houston Dynamo will open their season on March 27 with a trip up [...]

US soccer star Landon Donovan is in talks to join Premier League side Everton in January on loan.
The Toffees would welcome the American as a boost to their injury-plagued side. Everton have struggled in the first half of the season, currently sitting in 15th place in the league. They have, however, qualified for [...]

So tell me loyal followers, which was the bigger man-on-man hate crime committed Sunday night?  Adam Lambert’s dirty dirty prison mouth rape of his on-stage keyboard player?  Or when Landon Donovan chose to rip my still beating heart out of my chest, Temple Of Doom style, and drop kick it over the bar up in [...]

Let’s start this week off with a bit of a tale, shall we?
Once upon a time in a place called the IE our hero, The Rodius, finds himself 18 years old and playing pick up games over the summer.  What I witness that day is an example of what I like to call the “Keeper [...]

Let’s start with some disclaimers:
- If you want well thought out and researched facts/analysis of the beautiful game there are plenty of writers here at WSR for you.  This area is not one of them.  I plan to spray toxic fumes of uninformed opinions all over your monitor only to laugh as you try to [...]

Does all the pain matter if the ends justify the means?  I mean, no one planned it this way right?  No one said, “Hey let’s blow up the league’s most consistent franchise and see if we can rebuild just for the hell of it.”  But at times over the last three years it certainly seemed [...]

What a shame.
That was the phrase that plagued me the whole drive home after the Galaxy’s convincing 2-0 win over Toronto FC Saturday night.  There is something truly remarkable going on with the Galaxy this season and it’s coming two years too late.  As a fan, I am happy that it is happening at all.  [...]

I was really bummed this week to hear that Alecko Eskandarian was put on the season ending disabled list.  Even before he joined the Galaxy, from the evil team which must not be named, I was a fan.  And honestly, being a fan of this guy isn’t hard.  How can you not like a guy [...]

It definitely wasn’t the best game of the weekend in MLS, but in true Galaxy fashion the game between Seattle and LA was surely the most entertaining.  In a game that saw more red cards than goals, I experienced something I had only felt once before.
Two years ago the Galaxy played in the inaugural Super [...]

A note to Alan Gordon:
Do you see those two things approximately 6 feet below your nose?  You know, the two things attached to your ankles that are made of stone.  Those are what we humans call feet.  Don’t panic!  It’s normal, everyone has them.  I know you have just discovered them so, like Baby Bambi, [...]